From the "Not Exactly News" file.

It's Mitt.

But you knew that, even before you knew this...

Ricky's out.

Meanwhile, Newt, like Charlie, is staying in.

Elsewhere, Allen West has gotten so far out that he should think about checking himself in.

From the "Not exactly news" file.

Herman Cain is kind of nuts...

…and not all that, at all.

Republican plan? Too little, too late, thus falling short of their goal of none, never.

Petroleum turns out to be an ineffective medium for shrimp production.

Apparently Value Voters don't value Mitt.

From the "Not exactly news" file.

Rick Perry doesn't know what he's talking about.

Even when he's talking about Texas.

Scott? Not so great.

Romney? Yeah, creepy.

Newt's campaign approach? No campaign.

From the "Not exactly news" file.

Liars lie.

Sleet? Snow? Dark of night? Trifles. Money, on the other hand...

They're crazy.

All things being equal, things aren't...

From the "Not exactly news" file.

You can fool some of the people...

Stupidity has consequences.

Eric Cantor is a bad sport.