Put down your drink…

…for your screen's sake, and go read Andy Borowitz.

From the "Strange bedfellows" file.

Me & Haley Barbour…

"I don't talk about people's personal problems: I don't think it's polite."

Well, not usually, anyway, though hypocrisy can create some tempting targets.

The good questions keep coming.

Sir Charles this time…

It appears that Sanford and John Ensign were in the same Bible study group on Capitol Hill -- what version of the Bible were these guys reading, the Bob Guccione edition?

The only answer I can think of is Heh™.