Mad Kane explains…

Ode To Party-First Republicans (Limerick)

By Madeleine Begun Kane

When the Prez wins a prize, wingnuts sneer.
When we lose the Olympics, they cheer.
“Country first,” they once said.
Seems that sentiment’s dead.
If Barack killed bin Laden, they’d jeer.

…another reason why…

What she said.

Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws of Yom Kippur

By Madeleine Begun Kane

Mr. Beck, you are bad to the bone,
So it’s time that you start to atone.
And stop trying to steal
Jewish holy days. Heel!
Kindly leave all my people alone.
The Bible thumpers can stow those Israeli flags, too.

More funny "hmm" than funny "Heh™," I suppose...

…not really funny "ha" at all, given the topic at hand. Funny, though…

The “We Did Nothing Wrong, & Nancy Should Have Stopped Us” Song

By Madeleine Begun Kane

The CIA did nothing wrong.
Doo-da, Doo-da.
Pelosi knew and went along.
Oh, de doo-da day.

More here.

Hat tip to Gordon.