From the "Since you asked" file.

Jed Lewison is curious...

Hasn't Herman Cain already hurt enough women?

Since you asked, Jed, though his appetite for abuse seems boundless, yes, he's hurt enough women.

Too many.

Plenty of men, too.

From the "There oughta be a law" file.

Will's Possible Partner Postulate…

"A rule is when there are four women, there may be 24."