Good questions.

Rhetorical, of course, but good just the same. Obama…

“Given the seriousness of the issues, you’d think we could have a serious debate, but so far, all we’ve been hearing about is Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. I mean, I do have to ask my opponent, is that the best you can come up with? Is that really what this election is about? Is that what is worthy of the American people?”

An offer…

…I'll happily refuse.

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No. No thank you.

Yep.

Stuart Rothenberg…

Person Most Likely to be Elected President of the United States in 2008

Nominees:

• Barry Bonds
• Britney Spears
• Ron Paul
• Nicolas Sarkozy
• Nathan Gonzales

Winner: They all have the same chance.