Saturday, January 08, 2011

It must be true...

...I read it on the internet!
Year-to-date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 1,133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 79,350
Natural Blondes 3

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