Killing two obligatory birds with one post...

...simply by appropriating Mike Licht's 10 Best New Year’s Resolutions Ever:

01. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

02. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

03. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

04. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

05. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

06. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

07. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

08. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

09. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

10. I will make no New Year’s Resolutions.

Thanks, Mike!