From the "All I want for Xmas…" file.

Delaware Teapublican Christine O'Donnell…

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

Too cool to be true, I'm afraid, but she believed it in 2007. Might still.

Of course, she claims there's something called a "Constitutional conservative," too.

Some people will believe any damned thing, I suppose.