Conspiracy theory of the day.

Melissa McEwan on Secretary of State Clinton's "broken elbow" (slightly bowdlerized as is my wont)...

The fall is just a cover story. It's really a repetitive strain injury sustained from four decades of nudging dudez in the ribs to get sh*t done or get the hell out of her way. Feminist elbow.

Heh™.

And get wells to the Secretary from here, too.