· From the "Slightly bowdlerized" file.
David Sedaris on undecided voters, via Kos…
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of sh*t with bits of broken glass in it?"Heh™.
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.