Wednesday, October 22, 2008

· From the "Slightly bowdlerized" file.

David Sedaris on undecided voters, via Kos
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of sh*t with bits of broken glass in it?"

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
Heh™.

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