Headlines.

China's military budget up 17.6 percent in 2008: spokesman

They've got to spend our money on something, I suppose.

Texas, Ohio could decide Dem nomination

Or not. Still, one hopes...

Buddhists: ‘Please Don’t Do Politics’

…be politics.

Clinton: I'm 'just getting warmed up'

Um, Senator, they said "You're in the stretch run," not "It's time to stretch for your run."

Wollongong Council sacked

Heheheh. They said "Wollongong."