What about The Children!®?

Via the Carpetbagger Report...

The Children’s Defense Fund Action Council released a new congressional scorecard, measuring lawmakers on their votes affecting children. While plenty of Republicans fared well — Sens. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX), Orrin Hatch (R-UT), and Gordon Smith (R-OR) received 70% rankings — John McCain received a 10% rating, the worst in the chamber. (His score was depressed by a series of missed votes.)

You can say his score is "depressed" by his missed votes, or you could say it accurately reflects his priorities. In John McCain's world, his personal ambitions are far more important than the health and well being of America's children.