Well, maybe not holy…

Hotline...

"Holy smokes!"

Dennis Kucinich, learning that a NV judge ruled he can attend tonight's debate...

…but they've got to be pretty special smokes if they make Dennis believe he belongs on the stage. Some say it's not fair to write him out of the race. News flash. He's not in the race. He hasn't got a single pledged delegate, or a prospect of one except perhaps from his home congressional district (and that, I've heard, isn't a lock).

It's been fun, Dennis, but goodbye. Please.