The General has a little list…

…of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Other Crimes:

· New Coke
· Formidable law blogger Ann Althouse
· Not sending enough troops in the initial Iraq invasion.
· Faking the deaths of Tupa, Elvis, and Jim Morrison, converting them to Islam, and hiding them out in a cave in Peshawar.
· Selling Vogon Star Cruisers to Hugo Chavez.
· The neglect of our wounded soldiers.
· Introducing Bill O'Reilly to the magical properties of loofahs and falafels.
· Telling Scooter Libby about Valerie Plame
· Paris Hilton
· Gonzales Prosecutor Scandal
· France
· Olestra's anal leakage side effect.

And Double Stuff Oreos™, I bet. A sinful distortion of an icon of western culture.