Truth.

From the Daily Astorian, via Jimmy at McCranium...

Largely to make certain it was neutered on behalf of since-disgraced GOP leader Tom DeLay, the House Ethics Committee was placed under the chairmanship of Doc Hastings, a dull Washington state congressman whose main qualification for the job seems to be belief in the philosophy espoused by Hogan’s Heroes character Sgt. Hans Schultz: “I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!”

You can help Richard Wright defeat Doc right over here.