Tuesday, December 21, 2004

The North Pole Department of Santa Security...

...seems to have saved Christmas for another year, despite the best efforts of Preznit Happy Holidays.

Turns out that the liberal anti-Xmas conspirators are just too busy. Jeanne, for instance, finds that...
...destroying Christmas is way down at the bottom of my To Do list. Today I'm baking gingerbread and helping to sandpaper and paint the salt dough stars, and tomorrow, I still have some wrapping to do. At the rate I'm going, I won't have time to destroy Christmas at least until Sunday, and by then, what's the point? The siege will just have to wait until next year.
I know how she feels. No sooner had I finished my annual Santa gig at the charity breakfast than it was time to haul out the menorrah, and as the last candle expired, the Brilliant and Beautiful Bride of Upper Left was happily tossing tinsel and colored balls on the fir tree in the living room as yet another batch of her famous Christmas cookies browned in the oven. The cookies, of course, have required my full attention whenever I can haul myself away from the keyboard, so there's just no time for the revolution this year.

Maybe next year...if I get those lighted candy canes off the porch here at Upper Left World Headquarters in time...

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