A unificator...

...not a divisioner. That's our Bush.

BAGHDAD, Iraq - The most feared militant group in Iraq, the movement of terror mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, declared its allegiance to Osama bin Laden on Sunday, saying it had agreed with al-Qaida over strategy and the need for unity against "the enemies of Islam."

He's presiding over what may be the most sharply divided American populace since the Civil War, but after four years of hard work, he's successfully brought two of our most pernicious enemies together.

Whatta guy!