You want fair and balanced?

We've got fair and balanced.

The Carpetbagger Report offers one side of the story...

After careful examination of the public record, I've compiled a comprehensive list of every Swiftboat Vet charge that has been proven true and/or been corroborated by independent sources. Here's the list, in its entirety:

(picture tumbleweeds rolling by)

...and here's the rest of the story.

That's fair. That's balanced. That's fact.

And that's why I'm Proudly Partisan.