Paranoia strikes deep

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Clark channels Dean in New Hampshire...

"...one voter began to ask him a question about his work as a registered lobbyist in Washington, reading aloud his question, which was written out longhand on paper.

"Can I just ask you, Is that like a prepared question from maybe another campaign or something?" General Clark asked....

...When the questioner, David Brown, began to interrupt, General Clark cut him off, saying: "Sit down. I'm going to finish it. I'm going to answer it."

Think that's testy? Try this.

"..he was less patient with an elderly woman at Havenwood Heritage Heights, a retirement community in Concord, N.H., earlier this month when she asked about his support of the Pentagon's School of the Americas...General Clark bristled and said, "Well, ma'am, have you ever been down to the School of the Americas, and have you ever looked at the teaching material?"

When she began to say that a friend had seen it, he cut her off, saying, "No, but have you ever seen it?"

Ummm, those are, like, the voters, General. The deal is, you answer to them now.

I said 'At ease,' remember?