Who you callin' Bush-lite, buddy?

Well, if you're Dick Gephardt, that would be Howard Dean...

"The fact is, we need a Democratic nominee who is clearly different from George Bush," the presidential candidate told roughly 80 senior citizens at the midday speech at an east-side senior center. "But on all these Medicare issues, there is very little difference between George Bush and Howard Dean."

If, on the other hand, you're Al Sharpton, it would be, why, Howard Dean!

"Any so-called African-American leader that would endorse Dean despite his anti-black record is mortgaging the future of our struggle for civil rights and social justice to back a candidate whose record on issues of critical importance to us is no better than that of George W. Bush."

Remember, Governor, when you point a finger, there are four more pointing back at you. That's two - I'm sure there's more to come...