Jeebus.

You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, it turns out that 75% of them are dumber than that…

CHICAGO - Americans apparently know more about "The Simpsons" than they do about the First Amendment.

Only one in four Americans can name more than one of the five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment (freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly and petition for redress of grievances.) But more than half can name at least two members of the cartoon family, according to a survey.

Put that in your 8th grade math pipe and smoke it.