I'm one, too.

Needlenose, via Oliver...

The truth is, there is a plot by the Democratic Party and its sympathizers to steal this election, and Needlenose is absolutely, 100 percent a willing co-conspirator in the scheme.

Our nefarious plan is to flood polling places from Hawaii to Florida and Maine with millions of voters who will seize this country back from the cult-like assortment of creeps, criminals, and fanatics who have taken control of it -- so many that even a systematic campaign of disruption is overwhelmed by the avalanche of democracy.

To our anonymous friend, that will probably feel like theft. But so be it. Get out there, everybody, and steal this election by voting! And thanks for being part of the plot!